Poems for Bro-Hims

i always wondered,
what it’s like
to be the man.
winning it all,
and never losing nothing.

on top of the world,
like the brightest star
on a star spangled banner
of pure muscle and testosterone

lording over everyone
answering to no one,

just straight mackin’ on chicks all day.

my neighbor likes bass,
really deep bass,
especially at two in the morning.

his “system” is real good,
so good,
especially on weekdays

i’m jealous i wish i could
bump louder bass back at him

instead, i’ll keep
stealing his hose
and leaving my dog poop
in his yard

Meeting the World

i wanted to meet the world,
so i logged on to myspace.
(it’s the place where people meet)

i met $$TEXAS$$
he said:

ADD ME DAWG
$$TEXAS$$

so i did.
we became friends.

we don’t talk much.

High Fructose Corn Syrup

high fructose corn syrup
isn’t it nice?

just like real sugar,
only lower in calories